some people see fear and disgust. I see the best 2 beer babies in all the land. if these girls aren't primed for a 5 lb. burrito challenge than I don't know who could be. we are fat. we are happy. and we are HUNGRY!!! Fill it up again. i mean my belly full of beer and burrito.

Post Burrito Dessert

If there is a heaven, I hope they serve this:

http://www.cupcakeproject.com/2009/01/deep-fried-cupcakes-you-can-make-at.html

'Nuff said.

T-4 days??

The Beer Monster attempted to flee town this weekend, and take me with her, in what I consider an overt attempt to delay the burrito challenge. However, cooler heads have prevailed (or her mom rented out the condo we were supposed to stay at, but whatever) and we will both be in town this weekend..... and I for one cannot think of a better way to spend my Sunday than watching the Eagles march to victory and eating this:

Yes. 13 inches of chile covered, cheesy goodness. (TM pending.)

So for those of you in the Denver area, don't make plans this Sunday...

In semi-related burrito news, I feel as though I need to have a serious conversation with Jack of JacknGrill regarding a salsa midget. The only thing that could enhance my 5 lb burrito eating experience would be a midget walking around with a sombrero full of chips and salsa. The possibilities here are endless. Special shout out to Jason the Make-out Marine for bringing this glorious phenomenon to my attention. I even found resources for them: http://www.tinyentertainment.com/.

Wow. Just.... wow.

-Rager

The Wall of Fame

Thought you all might like to take a moment to respect those that have come before.... my particular favorite is the woman in the upper left taking us to the gun show. Apparently she ate a basket of chips and salsa, polished off her burrito, then ordered dessert. I could only dream of being that much of a woman. Conveniently enough, I see two spaces down at the bottom that seem prime for the pretty faces of these Midwestern girls...

It begins....

I love food. Especially food that involves cheese, spices, and tastes best when drunk (or hungover.) I'm also cheap. So the combination of a 5 lb burrito + free food for life is just too much for me to pass up on. Luckily, I have a dear friend who feels the same way, and a local restaurant that promises to deliver on all counts.

First, the friend. Meet the Beer Monster:

She loves PBR, douche-y football teams like the Minnesota Vikings, Coyotes, flair, and will shotgun a beer faster than anyone else on Earth. And, she's pretty.

Next, the restaurant: JacknGrill. Fantastic Mexican food for cheap, located in Denver, CO. Promises to provide free food for life to any woman who can finish the 5 lb breakfast burrito.

The burrito: Description can be found about halfway down the menu page. Here's the burrito, in a larger form, next to a 7 lb. baby:

Completely doable, right??

And finally, me:

I'm kind of a jerk, and have an undying affection for cheap champagne, aviator sunglasses, and inappropriate behavior. I'm also a god damn good time.

So that's the basics. The challenge will tentatively take place this upcoming Sunday, January 18th, but seeing as how the Beer Monster and I are kind of flaky, and functioning semi-alcoholics, odds are good we might not come through. But never fear - we will eat this burrito. And then everything else that restaurant will put in front of us. For the rest of our lives.

Yours for now,

-Rager